If software bugs/issues had free-will and a personality then what would they sing?

(With apologies, although I’m not certain she deserves them, to Céline Dion)

To vex you more.

Paste me, back into the func I break
Leave me, like you did before
Have late nights once again
And remember when
There was no bug that you hated more

Don’t go, you know you’ll find more bugs
They won’t irk you like I will
I’m the one who’ll stay
When they go away
And you know I’ll be lurking here still

I’ll be waiting for you
here inside the code
I’m the one who wants to vex you more
You will see I can give you
Migraines by the ton
Let me be the one to vex you more

See me as if you never knew
Hate me so you can’t let go
Just believe in me
I will make you see
All the problems you’d never have known

I’ll be waiting for you
here inside the code
I’m the one who wants to vex you more
You will see I can give you
Migraines by the ton
Let me be the one to vex you more

And some way, all the code that you had can be saved
Whatever it takes you’ll find a way

I’ll be waiting for you
here inside the code
I’m the one who wants to vex you more
You will see I can give you
Migraines by the ton
Let me be the one to vex you more

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