I woke today with more snot in my head than was ever used to gunk people on Noel’s House Party. I have managed to use half a box of kleenex while the antihistamines kick in. Why can’t pollen just fuck off, leave me alone, and not coat every part of me, my house and my car in a fine yellow dust designed purely to cause me to be incapacitated for most of the summer months? sob

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